- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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