- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

THE GAME

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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