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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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