- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

gabbi nunez ;)

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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