- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What's your guys names?

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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