- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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