- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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