Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What comes after 69? 70

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Your face

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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