- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

He--Hey guys

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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