How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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obama's promises

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Women's rights.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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