Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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