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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Hillary Clinton

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your grandma's cookies.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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