- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...