- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

im a dragon, no im not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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