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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Homo say what?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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