Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i am writing this because i felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

squash squash who squash my ass

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops