- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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