Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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