How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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who else is on here?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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