why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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