why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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