What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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So does Blake

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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