- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

WHAT????

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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