- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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