Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Brain fart

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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