How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

12 in general

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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