- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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