A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Hahaha

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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