Jokes Ki Duniya

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Win industrial estate, Newry

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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