yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

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