Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

whats 69+2? 71

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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