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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

lewis ya baggy fuck

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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