What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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