If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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