What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

darude- sandstorm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

racism...deal with it!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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