- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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