- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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