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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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