A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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