- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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