- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is red paint? Red

This is not a joke

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

a horse nibbled a baby

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

One time I masturbated by myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

heyy emit chase wazzup

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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