What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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