Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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I would rape her

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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