ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I have suicidal thoughts

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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