- Anti Joke

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

A person from Singapore eats

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.