how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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