- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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