- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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