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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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