- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

like most people my age. im 27

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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